Lesson Learned, Buy American

Well this is the last time I buy something from someone in Thailand. The allure of a new Jozy Altidore USA soccer jersey for $30 was too much to pass up, but I immediately paid the price. Check out the before and after on this baby:

Before: 

 After:

How depressing. I only wore this thing twice, and washed it once and now I'm a proud supported of Jozy Tidore, who is Tidore? As soon as I noticed this disaster I e-mailed the seller with these incriminating pictures and he said he was going to send me another one. What I think is actually happening though, is that he is waiting for the 30-day buyer protection to expire so he doesn't have to send me anything, and if that is the case I'm going to blow a gasket because I didn't order this junk. Then again, maybe its karma.

Note to self: Buy American from now on you fool.