Lesson Learned, Buy American

Well this is the last time I buy something from someone in Thailand. The allure of a new Jozy Altidore USA soccer jersey for $30 was too much to pass up, but I immediately paid the price. Check out the before and after on this baby:

Before: 

 After:

How depressing. I only wore this thing twice, and washed it once and now I'm a proud supported of Jozy Tidore, who is Tidore? As soon as I noticed this disaster I e-mailed the seller with these incriminating pictures and he said he was going to send me another one. What I think is actually happening though, is that he is waiting for the 30-day buyer protection to expire so he doesn't have to send me anything, and if that is the case I'm going to blow a gasket because I didn't order this junk. Then again, maybe its karma.

Note to self: Buy American from now on you fool.

Let's Get It Started!

Let's be honest, all of you have been dying to get my insight on every random thing I can think of. You have been hoping against hope that I will share my thoughts with all of you. Well lucky for all of you, I figured out how to make a blog, and now I'll give everyone in the world (who reads this) insights into my obsessions, which include but are not limited to:

The Baltimore Orioles

Coca-Cola Classic

Crystal Palace Soccer

Collecting Baseball Cards

Creating Shrewd New Ways To Make Cash

Baseball Manager Online

So you can look forward to my musings on basically everything that crosses my mind, including all my (failed) business ventures,  Baltimore Orioles baseball and loads of other crap you probably don't care about. Exciting, I know!